Funny Summer Quotes for 2022 | Routinely Nomadic (2022)

Hot weather and long days are what summer is all about. And if you are looking for some funny summer quotes, well, look no further. We have gathered the best funny quotes about summer that will put a smile on your face, including short funny summer quotes, funny hot weather quotes, funny summertime quotes, fun quotes about summer, funny quotes on summer and the beach, funny quotes for summer vacation, funny summer sunshine quotes, sunny sayings about summer, and funny summer captions.

There is something about summer that is so special. These funny quotes on summer will help get you in the mood for the season.

We even combined some of our favorite funny quotes for summer with our favorite summer pics.

Scroll on through or jump ahead to find your favorite funny summer quote.

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Funny Summer Quotes

Here are our favorite funny summer quotes.

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawnmower is broken.” — James Dent

“It’s a sure sign of summer if the chair gets up when you do.” – Walter Winchell

“I believe someone made a grievous mistake when summer was created; no novitiate or god in their right mind would make a season akin to hell on purpose. Someone should be fired.” ― Michelle Franklin

“Ah, summer, what power you have to make us suffer and like it.” -Russell Baker

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“What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness.” – John Steinbeck

“I had that familiar conviction that life was beginning over again with the summer.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald

“Summer means happy times and good sunshine. It means going to the beach, going to Disneyland, having fun.” – Brian Wilson

“A lot of parents pack up their troubles and send them off to summer camp.” – Raymond Duncan

“One benefit of Summer was that each day we had more light to read by.” — Jeannette Walls

“Summer is singing with joy, and the beaches are inviting you with dancing waves.” — Debasish Mridha

“If summer had one defining scent, it’d definitely be the smell of barbecue.” — Katie Lee

“Summer afternoon—summer afternoon; to me those have always been the two most beautiful words in the English language.” —Henry James

“When I figured out how to work my grill, it was quite a moment. I discovered that summer is a completely different experience when you know how to grill.” — Taylor Swift

Short Funny Summer Quotes

These short funny summer quotes will make you smile and work perfectly for Instagram. If you like short quotes, check out our lists of Short Summer Quotes, Short Funny Quotes and Short Quotes.

“It’s summer and time for wandering…” – Kellie Elmore

“Summertime and the livin’ is easy.” – Porgy and Bess

“In summer, the song sings itself.” – William Carlos Williams

“Deep summer is when laziness finds respectability.” – Sam Keen

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“It is easy to forget how effervescent and free we all felt that summer.” – Anna Godbersen

“Summer is the annual permission slip to be lazy.” – Regina Brett

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“A little bit of summer is what the whole year is all about.” – John Mayer

“The summer night is like a perfection of thought.” – Wallace Stevens

“Our one wish is that the summer never ends! In the summer, I will get a golden tan.” – Paul Dini

“Summer passes and one remembers one’s exuberance.” — Yoko Ono

“I love how summer just wraps its arms around you like a warm blanket.” — Kellie Elmore

“Summer bachelors like summer breezes, are never as cool as they pretend to be.” ― Nora Ephron

Funny Hot Weather Quotes

For when you are looking for funny hot weather quotes.

“When I feel the heat, I see the light.” ― Everett Dirksen

“But tomorrow may rain, so I’ll follow the sun.” – The Beatles

“I’m glad it’s finally hot enough to complain about how hot it is.”

“What grows best in the heat: fantasy, unreason, lust.” ― Salman Rushdie

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“It is a grave error to assume that ice cream consumption requires hot weather.”- Anne Fadiman

“What dreadful hot weather we have! It keeps me in a continual state of inelegance.” – Jane Austen

If I don’t make it to heaven, at least I know what hell feels like with this heat!” ― April Mae Monterrosa

“It was always the view of my parents…that hot weather encouraged loose morals among young people.”- Ian Mcewan

“People change more frequently than the seasons do, and still, we blame the sun for bringing in the heat.” — Shweta Tale

“Thanx to hot weather for letting me enjoy my ice cream, thanx to cold weather for letting me feel my mommy’s warm hug…” – Sulim

“Heat, ma am! It was so dreadful here that I found there was nothing left for it but to take off my flesh and sit in my bones.”- Sydney Smith

“Iced tea is too pure and natural a creation not to have been invented as soon as tea, ice, and hot weather crossed paths.” — John Egerton

“The thing with heat is, no matter how cold you are, no matter how much you need warmth, it always, eventually, becomes too much.” ― Victoria Aveyard

“Good weather all week, but come the weekend, and the weather stinks. When the weather is too hot, they complain; too cold, they complain; and when it’s just right, they’re watching TV.” — Rita Rudner

“When the weather is hot, keep a cool mind. When the weather is cold, keep a warm heart.” — Ajahn Brahm

“This kind of heat sucks when you’re not at the beach with a cold beer in your hand. I need a vacation from my vacation.” ― April Mae Monterrosa

Funny Summertime Quotes

Check out these funny summertime quotes.

“Summertime is always the best of what might be.” ― Charles Bowden

“In summer time to simply be.” – Paul Laurence Dunbar

“Summertime, oh, summertime, pattern of life indelible, the fade-proof lake, the woods unshatterable, the pasture with the sweet fern, and the juniper forever and ever… the cottages with their innocent and tranquil design, their tiny docks with the flagpole, and the American flag floating against the white clouds in the blue sky, the little paths over the roots of the trees leading from camp to camp. This was the American family at play, escaping the city heat.” ― E.B. White

“Ice within my heart / Feels like the icicles hanging / I miss summer time” – Jean Elizabeth Ward

“It’s a smile, it’s a kiss, it’s a sip of wine … it’s summertime!” – Kenny Chesney

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“Summer summer summertime / Time to sit back and unwind / Here it is the groove slightly transformed / Just a bit of a break from the norm” – Craig Simpkins

Fun Quotes About Summer

You’ll love these fun quotes about summer.

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“Summer, dropping so easily a delicious everything upon your skin and lips. Like a never-ending kiss — taunting, deep, and luscious. The sun. The heat. The thousand echoes of a timelessness before time, when every day seems longer than the next and no day seems likely to ever truly end. Summer.” ― Carew Papritz

“It’s summer / The heat is blazing like the fourth of July / I got the air con on and its blasting on high / So just grab something cool and jump in your ride / Pick up everybody, I’ll be waiting outside” – Tim James

“We’re almost in a party zone / Cause summer days and nights / Aren’t meant to spend alone” – Edward Mike Love

“Now let the sun shine bright on my happy summer home” – Jerry Paul Keller

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“Summer is finally here! School is out and I am kicking back my heels and watching the clouds go by.” – Yvonne Martinez Ward

“Summer is a time to be happy. It is a grand season! I absorb summer’s deep array of color which adds beauty to my eyes.” – Yvonne Martinez Ward

“Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you.” – Erma Bombeck

Funny Quotes on Summer and the Beach

Check out these funny quotes on summer and the beach. You might also like our list of Funny Beach Quotes and Captions.

“Only at the beach can we go a splishin’ and a splashin’.”- Kate Summers

“To go out with the setting sun on an empty beach is to truly embrace your solitude.” –Jeanne Moreau

“I read and walked for miles at night along the beach, writing bad blank verse and searching endlessly for someone wonderful who would step out of the darkness and change my life. It never crossed my mind that that person could be me.” – Anna Quindlen

“Waves tossed themselves against the shore, dragging grit and sand between their nails as they were slowly pulled back out to sea.” – Holly Black

“If there’s heaven for me, I’m sure it has a beach attached to it.” – Jimmy Buffett

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“It doesn’t matter where you go in life, as long as you go to the beach”

“I look my best when I’m totally free, on holiday, walking on the beach.” – Rosamund Pike

“My life is like a stroll upon the beach, as near to the ocean’s edge as I can go.” – Henry David Thoreau

“I want to run the beach’s length, because it never ends.” – Deborah Ager

Funny Quotes for Summer Vacation

If you like these funny quotes for summer vacation, you should also check out our list of Vacation Quotes.

“During summer vacation, you get to do all your favorite things; cook hot dogs over a campfire (while being eaten alive by mosquitoes).” – Bruce Lansky

“As summer vacations glide past tomorrow / They leave behind thoughts of sorrows / There by the daring sea as we bravely / Dive into tranquility and pray / Oh let it be, please, let it be, once again, today.” – Jean Elizabeth Ward

“Summer vacation: where you drink triple, see double and act single.”

“Some of the best memories are made in flip flops.” ― Kellie Elmore

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“Life’s short. Eat dessert first, work less and vacation MORE!!” ― Lea Mishell

“Vacation is that time when you wish you had something to do while doing nothing.” –Frank Tyger

“The average vacation is one-tenth playing—nine-tenths paying.” –Arnold Glasow

“The only time that love takes a holiday is when we go on vacation together.” ― Anthony T.Hincks

“Deep summer is when laziness finds respectability.”- Sam Keen

Funny Summer Sunshine Quotes

Summer is all about the sun, as are these funny summer sunshine quotes. You might also like our list of Sunshine Quotes.

“Palm trees, ocean breeze, salty air, sun-kissed hair. That endless summer, take me there.” ― Michele Elder

“Let the sun shine on me, for I care not for the moon.” ― Spanish Proverb

“Let a man walk ten miles steadily on a hot summer’s day along a dusty English road, and he will soon discover why beer was invented.”- Gilbert K. Chesterton

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“If you want to shine like a sun, first burn like a sun.” ― A.P.J. Abdul Kalam

“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”- Steve Martin

“Sunshine and happiness go together like fish and chips!” ― Catherine Pulsifer

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“I’m convinced that there is nothing truly good. Hell, sunshine can wilt a flower.” ― Kay Whitley

“Sunshine is a welcome thing. It brings a lot of brightness.” ― Jimmie Davis

“The brief flashbacks are sun-kissed, summery and optimistic.” – Steven Soderbergh

“Sunrays must be the sun’s way of dancing alone.” – Prem

Last Funny Quotes About Summer

Here are our last funny quotes about summer.

“There’s an air of love and of happiness / And this is the Fresh Prince’s new definition of summer madness” – Craig Simpkins

“I feel the summer air now / Blowing though my hair now / I think I’m on top / On top of the world now” – Ryan Potter

“Do what we can, summer will have its flies.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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“I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.”- Brendan Behan

“One must maintain a little bit of summer, even in the middle of winter.” – Henry David Thoreau

“Summer conditions of warmer temperatures, long daylight hours and pools of water.” – Edward Paul Ortleb

“Summer is a season if bounty, but more than any other fruit, it’s watermelon that marks the season of those hazy, lazy days of rest and relaxation, of slurping and dribbling watermelon juice down my chin.” – Yvonne Martinez Ward

“In the summer, the choice is ours. Generally, no homework or term papers are due in the summer.” – Neill Seltzer

“The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco.” – Mark Twain

“Rest is not idleness, and to lie sometimes on the grass under trees on a summer’s day, listening to the murmur of the water, or watching the clouds float across the sky, is by no means a waste of time.” ― John Lubbock

Funny June, July and August Quotes

If you like these funny quotes for the summer months, also check out our list of June Quotes, July Quotes and August Quotes.

“I wonder what it would be like to live in a world where it was always June.” — L.M. Montgomery

“Everything good, everything magical happens between the months of June and August.” — Jenny Han

“Spring being a tough act to follow, God created June.” – Al Bernstein

“A cold in the head in June is an immoral thing.” – L.M. Montgomery

“July, that lovely hell, all velvet dresses and drapes stuffed into a hot little hole.” – Laura Kasischke

“The summer looks out of her brazen tower, through the flashing bars of July.” – Francis Thompson

“July is a blind date with summer.” – Hal Borland

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“August brings into sharp focus and a furious boil everything I’ve been listening to in the late spring and summer.” – Henry Rollins

“August is that last flicker of fun and heat before everything fades and dies. The final moments of fun before the freeze.” – Rasmenia Massoud

“The month of August had turned into a griddle where the days just lay there and sizzled.” – Sue Monk Kidd

“If June was the beginning of a hopeful summer, and July the juice middle, August was suddenly feeling like the bitter end.” – Sarah Dessen

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Funny Sayings About Summer

No one is sure who said these funny sayings about summer first. You might also like our full list of Summer Sayings. Check out our list of our Funny Sayings for more.

“Summer is like the ultimate one-night stand….hot as hell, totally thrilling, and gone before you know it.”

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“Always make sure to get your daily dose of Vitamin Sea.”

“The most obnoxious thing in the world is to listen to others drone on about how much they love the heat.”

“Summer: Hair gets lighter. Skin gets darker. Water gets warmer. Drinks get colder. Music gets louder. Nights get longer. Life gets better”

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“Palm trees, Ocean breeze, Salty air, Sunkissed hair. That endless summer, take me there.”

“Gone to the beach. Be back never.”

“Live by the sun, love by the moon.”

Funny Summer Captions

Your followers will love these funny summer captions. Check out our full list of Funny Summer Captions.

Wake me up when it’s summer

Less Monday, more summer, please

Summer is the best excuse for lazy days

Never stop chasing summer

Summer should get a speeding ticket

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Happiness is air-conditioning on a hot summer night

Vacation mode: Activated

Stay salty

Girls just wanna have sun

And there you have it! Our list of the best funny summer quotes and funny summer sayings and captions. We hope you found one that spoke to you.

You might also like our list of Funny Winter Quotes, Short Fall Quotes, Fall Quotes, Short Winter Quotes, Funny Spring Quotes, and Short Spring Quotes.

Let us know in the comments below if we missed a funny summer quote that should be added.

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FAQs

What are some good captions for summer? ›

Cute Summer Captions
  • Suns out, hamburger buns out.
  • No shoes, no worries.
  • Summer loving had me a blast!
  • Sweet sunny disposition.
  • My happy season!
  • Paradise found.
  • Life's better in flip flops.
  • Hello grill season!
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How do you say goodbye in summer? ›

You knew going into summer that it would eventually end, but that still doesn't make saying goodbye any easier.
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25 Captions For Saying Goodbye To Summer & Soaking Up Every Last Minute
  1. "Sea you next year, summer."
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  3. "Catch you on the next wave, summer."
  4. "Sea you reel soon."
  5. "I don't want summer to end.
30 Jul 2019

What do you love about summer quotes? ›

"A life without love is like a year without summer." "Love is to the heart what the summer is to the farmer's year—it brings to harvest all the loveliest flowers of the soul." "I know I am but summer to your heart, and not the full four seasons of the year." "Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?

What are good short captions? ›

In some instances, one-word captions can be very effective and short questions are great for encouraging engagement.
  • All-time favorite.
  • Surprise!
  • How awesome is this?
  • These are the days we live for.
  • This is my moment I just feel so alive.
  • Don't forget to be awesome.
  • Whatever is good for your soul, do that!
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What do you call the last days of summer? ›

What and When Are the Dog Days of Summer? The “Dog Days” of summer last from July 3 to August 11.

What does the end of summer mean? ›

It means the end to the hot Valley weather. I like it when it starts cooling.

What is a sunny day quote? ›

"There is nothing more beautiful than a rainbow, but it takes both rain and sunshine to make a rainbow." "A sunny disposition is worth more than a fortune." "Think of the day alive with sunshine, not the dismal days of rain." "When you can't find the sunshine, be the sunshine."

How do I have fun quotes? ›

Just Have Fun Quotes And Sayings
  • 'I believe that God put us in this jolly world to be happy and enjoy life. ...
  • 'People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing. ...
  • 'Even though you're growing up, you should never stop having fun. ...
  • 'Fun, fun, impossible fun. ...
  • 'The more you focus on fun, the more fun you have.

Is summer time two words? ›

“Summertime” is most often correct as it refers to the summer season or a period that feels like summer, which should be expressed as one word. “Summer time” is only correct when referring to the British Daylight Savings Time and should be expressed as two words. What is your favorite time of the year?

What is a fun caption? ›

Funny Instagram Captions for Selfie

But first, let me take a selfie. My hairstyle is called “I Tried”. I'm not short, I'm concentrated awesome. Someday someone is going to look at you like you're the best thing in the world. Fill your life with adventures, not things.

What are 5 positive quotes? ›

100 Inspirational Quotes
  • "When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go." ...
  • "Nothing is impossible. ...
  • "There is nothing impossible to they who will try." ...
  • "The bad news is time flies. ...
  • "Life has got all those twists and turns. ...
  • "Keep your face always toward the sunshine, and shadows will fall behind you."
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What is happy Life quote? ›

"I have chosen to be happy because it's good for my health." "Happiness is a journey, not a destination." "No medicine cures what happiness cannot." "They say a person needs just three things to be truly happy in this world: Someone to love, something to do, and something to hope for."

What are some savage captions? ›

General Savage Instagram Captions
  • I'm a hot girl but I never lose my cool.
  • Does my sparkle burn your eyes?
  • Just like the alphabet, I come before U.
  • Why chase you when I'm the catch?
  • No GPS but it's my turn.
  • 20/20 vision and I still don't see any competition.
  • I'm none of your business.
  • Sit up when I walk in.
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What are some baddie captions? ›

Short Baddie Instagram Captions
  • All I care about my family and my money.
  • Always prove them wrong.
  • Be you. The world will adjust.
  • Dangerous but fun.
  • On my worst behavior.
  • I am a princess and a baddie.
  • I am my own boss.
  • And she would bow to no one.
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What are some sunshine quotes? ›

"There is nothing more beautiful than a rainbow, but it takes both rain and sunshine to make a rainbow." "A sunny disposition is worth more than a fortune." "Think of the day alive with sunshine, not the dismal days of rain." "When you can't find the sunshine, be the sunshine."

What should I Caption my vacation picture? ›

Cute vacation Instagram captions
  • Adventure awaits!
  • Out of office.
  • Beach hair, don't care.
  • Eating my way through vacation.
  • Suns out, buns out.
  • Another day in paradise.
  • Feet are tired, but heart is happy.
  • Catch planes, not feelings.
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What should I Caption my beach pictures? ›

Cute Beach Captions
  • Seas the day.
  • Don't worry, beach happy.
  • Life's a beach.
  • Happiness comes in waves.
  • Good times and tan lines.
  • Beach bum.
  • Sea you at the beach.
  • Eat. Sleep. Beach. Repeat.
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How do I have fun quotes? ›

Just Have Fun Quotes And Sayings
  • 'I believe that God put us in this jolly world to be happy and enjoy life. ...
  • 'People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing. ...
  • 'Even though you're growing up, you should never stop having fun. ...
  • 'Fun, fun, impossible fun. ...
  • 'The more you focus on fun, the more fun you have.

What is the famous line of the sun? ›

The Sun illuminates only the eyes of the man but shines into the eye and the heart of the child. A flower cannot blossom without sunshine, and man cannot live without love. I've found that there is always some beauty left - in Nature, sunshine, freedom, in yourself; these can all help you. The Sun is the giver of life.

What is a fun caption? ›

Funny Instagram Captions for Selfie

But first, let me take a selfie. My hairstyle is called “I Tried”. I'm not short, I'm concentrated awesome. Someday someone is going to look at you like you're the best thing in the world. Fill your life with adventures, not things.

What is a good vacation quote? ›

Take vacations, go as many places as you can. You can always make money, you can't always make memories.

What are 5 positive quotes? ›

100 Inspirational Quotes
  • "When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go." ...
  • "Nothing is impossible. ...
  • "There is nothing impossible to they who will try." ...
  • "The bad news is time flies. ...
  • "Life has got all those twists and turns. ...
  • "Keep your face always toward the sunshine, and shadows will fall behind you."
4 Sept 2022

What are some savage captions? ›

General Savage Instagram Captions
  • I'm a hot girl but I never lose my cool.
  • Does my sparkle burn your eyes?
  • Just like the alphabet, I come before U.
  • Why chase you when I'm the catch?
  • No GPS but it's my turn.
  • 20/20 vision and I still don't see any competition.
  • I'm none of your business.
  • Sit up when I walk in.
29 Jul 2022

What are cute happy captions? ›

The Best Happy Captions
  • A smile never goes out of style.
  • All it takes for anyone to live a happier life is to live it one smile at a time.
  • Be your own reason for your happiness.
  • Believe you can, and you're halfway there.
  • Bringing the sun wherever I go.
  • Chin up, buttercup!
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